Proposing an experiment

Crazy/evil/stupid/angry/etc people kill people -- but with MUCH GREATER EFFECTIVITY and EFFICIENCY when they do it with GUNS. Unless you have a pen that shoots bullets or lasers (wow I want on...oh squirrel!!), I volunteer, in the spirit of theory experimentation, to stand 10 feet in front of you have you point your mightier-than-the-sword pen at me and kill me without approaching me thus demonstrating that there's no need or sense to limit who can have access to guns and as to which type of guns they can have access to (those with Death Notes, scientists who can conjure mini black holes, and assassins who can throw pens with deadly speed and accuracy not allowed in this experiment). I think I got my crazy stupid cowardly ass covered, but if you still managed to...man that would be something to see before the world ends.